The Hippie

 THE POOR HIPPIE WANTED TO IMPRESS THE SYSTEMITE LADY of the house with how hungry he was, thinking he'd get a good handout in the way of a good meal, so he got down on his hands and knees on the front lawn pretending to be eating grass. When the Systemite lady came out on the front porch and saw him she said.--Oh my dear, you poor boy! Why don't you go round in the backyard!--The grass is much longer back there!"--The generosity of some Systemites!